Each suite's got its own personality here - no cookie-cutter rooms that all look the same. We've spent years collecting artifacts, sourcing period furniture, and yeah, maybe getting a little obsessed with the details. Pick your poison: want Victorian drama, medieval mystery, or something that'll make your Instagram followers question your life choices?
Our most dramatic suite - honestly, it's a bit much, but people love it. Deep red everything, Victorian vibes cranked up to eleven. Perfect if you've ever wanted to feel like a vampire without the whole immortality commitment.
Got a thing for castles? This one's designed like you're sleeping in a medieval tower. The stone walls aren't real (building codes, y'know), but they look pretty damn authentic at 2am when shadows start playing tricks.
Our "entry-level" gothic experience - though calling it entry-level feels wrong when it's this nice. Great if you want the vibe without going full haunted mansion. The purple lighting's actually pretty chill once you get used to it.
This is where we went a bit overboard - in the best way. Black marble, dark woods, and enough space to get lost in. People book this for anniversaries or when they're trying to impress someone. Works every time.
Named after all the portrait paintings we hung up - some guests swear the eyes follow them around. They don't, probably. Victorian elegance meets subtle creepiness. The wallpaper alone took us three months to source.
Cozy's the word here. We went heavy on the candlelight aesthetic (all LED, don't worry) and created this intimate space that feels like a secret hideaway. Perfect for introverts or anyone who's had enough of people.
Because even gothic fantasy needs modern comforts. Here's what you'll find no matter which suite you pick.
Fast enough to stream, work, or Instagram the hell outta your stay
Individual heating & AC because everyone's got different temperature preferences
55-inch with streaming apps - binge-watch to your heart's content
Premium selection plus a kettle, because mornings are hard
Locally-made toiletries that actually smell amazing
Keep your valuables secure (and your vampire-hunting kit)
Sleep till noon if you want - we're not judging
Call down anytime - someone's always awake around here
Real-time availability so you're not playing phone tag with us. Pick your dates, see what's free, and lock it in. We update this thing constantly, so what you see is what's actually available.